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 12.02.2016
I had to undergo an interesting procedure of esophagogastroduodenoscopy. In the ordinary people - gastroscopy. The essence of this not very pleasant procedure is that a specially trained sculpture in a voluntary-compulsive manner pushes a thick metal tube with a camera into the fixed-dispersed mouth, resulting in the rich inner world of the patient's stomach. C the first cockroaches entered the office, began to work. After a few unpleasant minutes, during which the brain slowly struggled with the desire to throw away the body of the doctor, I had time to think about the meaning of life and my role in it. When it became boring and my body spontaneously began to move back, the doctor gently said:
Be calm, do not rush. I am already going out.

It has been a long time, but the phrase and bright image of a sweet, kind and caring doctor still occupies one of the honorable places in my TOP of bright life impressions.
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