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 12.02.2016
The case was this summer. The relatives have a son (6 years old), a daughter (18) and a lot of cats and dogs (the father loves animals). The parents were at work, and the younger wanted ice cream, so the money had to ask from the sister. I don't know why, but she refused him, arguing that he was already an adult, and at his age it would be time to make money on its own. The child did not bow, and just retreated. About a couple of hours have passed, the head of the family comes from work and notices that the son and a couple of kittens are missing at home. To answer the question where the child nobody could, and the uncle went to look for him on the street.. he found him near the store, unsuccessfully trying to sell kittens - 10 rubles a piece. It turns out, he calculated that in order to earn 20 rubles on ice cream, he needed to sell something unnecessary) The cat and the child returned home, poured the belt, and the ice cream then never bought - punishment. This is how the child burned the first case.
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