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 16.02.2016
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I think my aunt was not bothered with breakfast, but with a night's dinner. It is one thing in someone's apartment for friendship to spend the night, and quite another - when in the bedroom to the not yet awake falls.
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The first time I spent the night out of home, we scattered the bedrooms and everything else we found and went to bed at six. And yes, the owner of the apartment at six in the morning smashed me, and we roasted meat to feed the girl before going to the universe. I wonder what my aunt would think :(

And we were once students on a weekend trip in one double bedroom all four nights, horror-horror! one boy and three girls. Turn around the team. They slept well, by the way. The march was late in autumn, and we were there as warm from each other as cats in the cloves.
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