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 17.02.2016
How to teach idiots.

There are people in the world who sincerely consider themselves a gift of nature to mankind. Especially if it works as a kind of choked manager in horns and copits. Only such managers do not fully understand what everyone else is doing here when it comes out. Of course, I have seen such chickens on the roads and they have become a lot of them in life. One of their highly intelligent actions - as a rule - is caring for a loved one in multi-storey houses. Usually for themselves, they block the water, heating, ventilation for the rest of the residents, let the hot water from the neighboring water pipeline into their bathroom, connect to the networks of others, etc.
Here and we have such wonders of intelligence decided - who to crash and who to cut off someone else's ventilation - and the hell they have in their apartment some foreign pipes and to connect the extractors is more convenient out into that hole and not into their own. As a result, the neighbors get their onish and scratch. On the just remarks - what fucking they entered the ventilation of others - they look surprised - and where to go, in their own. Jilin inspection is not allowed on the threshold. Everyone is sent. Okay well. To put them in the mouth of what is going on in the gamut.We will act according to the law. We go to the management company and housing inspection with statements. We warn that the offenders will come to them themselves with complaints about their rearrangement. They do not believe. well well. Wait to. Those who have blocked their ventilation holes from the bottom for a while leave in the pipe a slide of nasopharynx and dog cockroaches. And those on top, having closed the upper course for a while, launch the vacuum cleaner together with a cement bag. Those who have not destroyed anything and have not crashed know about this will not, as each apartment design provides its own ventilation. Those who decided to use someone else's - run to the management company with complaints. Together with the livestock inspection, they carefully check the "appellants", draw up acts and send them to the court with pleasure. Not quickly but effectively. I recommend.
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