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 17.02.2016
I come one morning to a private store around the clock, which is next to the house. After a terrible bodybuilding, he decided to buy gases before the universe. I go to the shelf, and I come from there:
So how? Baby chocolate is the most delicious.
What is?! to
Do you have Babi’s chocolate?
Sorry, I don’t understand you.
Well, you came last night with friends wanting to buy a foil, and it was over. Do you remember? )
I do not remember!( Continue to )
Then you asked: in which chocolate is the folia thicker? I said that I don't know, you then arranged a council at five, picked half an hour somewhere, I reviewed all the chocolate, and in general opinion chose Babayevsky. When I bought it, they told me it was the most delicious.)
Fuck the flies! I only remember when we went for cigarettes somewhere! And I’m still wondering before leaving, what does Kalyan on the table, there’s no foil anyway?! to
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