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 19.02.2016
I read the article about unwanted gifts on February 23, I discussed with my husband:
I: I think that a grandmother in a batch is a strange gift. You don’t give Angelina Jolie something, but yourself. He has had sex with her hundreds of times. Give yourself a gift.
Man: Well, on the other hand, who rejects such gifts?
I: Well that is yes. Anyway, some kind of stuff. I give you a shirt with a shirt - I give it to you completely, not so that once I wore it and all, give it back.
Husband: In general, yes, I get to wear a cloth - all, you are my property. I want to fuck you, I want to wash you. I want you to wash the floor, and I will fuck you at this time.
I: And it’s all in the batch!
Then I got tired, I passed on. With the same bandit. Sold on aircraft.
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