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 22.02.2016
M: - Ah, little girl, you don't know how to treat yourself(( Well, how a child speaks the word, "heartzzo" do you see her?
J: No, it really hurts. Feeling that burns the mucous membrane in the mouth, even the tongue. Aloe can be. Here I will try him.
It is not interesting to treat. I would pour it with pine oil and rinse it with alcohol. "Do not give the disease a chance!" is called.
I remember when you dropped this oil in your nose from the cold. And as it got into the middle ear, it was deaf for a month.
M: That is it. My father burned my warts with a bull. I took away. And the tattoos of the army of the untouched veal "sveal" - this is our man! I’m afraid to tell my mom about the oil. She will immediately make them a cliché for a test)))
Yes, you have a dangerous family for treatment!
M: - We have all hard - either healed or free!!! to
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