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 11.11.2008
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If you want to continue to enjoy Hollywood fighters to the fullest, never! Listen to never! Do not work in installation companies.

It is lucky for you that you are not an air controller - for some reason, when they have captured aircraft to plant some lamps, they always very carefully so with pressure, with fear in the eyes give instructions on the radio type: "Switch the pen to the left by 90 degrees and align the strip on the instrument a little more right..."
And, sadly, the dwarfs who saw the dashboard for the first time from the first time get in the right buttons and surprisingly clearly pick the right power of the engines... but it's okay. Much more killing is that on those super-modern boeings they do not have the simplest course-gliding system, which is able to land the aircraft in automatic mode, generally without the involvement of the pilot, and it is turned on by two buttons, and this, in my modest opinion, is much easier than giving control of the aircraft in the hands of idiots, who with one uncomfortable rush can kill it in the ground... But no, they will land, slow down, and then even a group of aircraft will arrange! Movies are real for fools... I am silent about how in these fighters the boats are put into orbit :)))
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