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 25.02.2016
I decided to change the door. In the store, two consultant girls immediately clinged to me and began to praise the door, with special fanaticism relying on the fact that as a gift I will get an absolutely amazing bulletproof eye. The further dialogue:
I: Is the door canvas also bulletproof?
They are O_O!No, and why do you?
I: That is, in case of an armed attack, will I be guaranteed to have only my right eye?
They burst into something like, “You need to ask the elderly,” and they fled into the light, leaving me alone with thoughts about the eye.
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