You knew that Google translates your name as "sperm". Semen - Sperm

The blue, in the dark.

I was in a scout camp at 12, when English girls came there. They taught us some lessons of craftsmanship, and that they could address us somehow, they told us that we would write our names on the badges. I wrote Semen. And then, after so many years, I found out why they smiled when they turned to me.