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 01.03.2016
Urso: I’m losing weight from the plate! I am on my feet for the third day, I have a firefighter to give away yesterday, and these fools drive out all my installers and close the floor, so that his father would sanctify it!!! to
Urso: apparently, to make this roof no longer flow, can only the holy spirit...
Urso: Generally speaking, I decided to hang Genua on the assembly belt to the shweller in the fish department and put the light off.
Urso: Imagine, the daddy comes in, begins to splash water and whisper his prayers, and from the ceiling a healthy hairy thing spits on him, splashing back into a distant corner)))
Urso: if Sanya gives access to its warning system, you can add an atmospheric back vocal))))
Urso: a camera video will be the basis for a new part of the paranormal phenomenon: the Kamchatka exorcist.
Urso: And if Oleg learns who invented all this, we will also film the “Kamchatka massacre by the Bulgarian.”
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