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 01.03.2016
Food in the village is not easy. A grandmother from that store once tried to explain to me how non-home products reached the island. Apparently once every five years on a spacecraft. What we always have is coconut syrup, coconut vinegar, coconut oil, coconut cookies, coconut bread and 18 types of coconut – from flour to powder. After multi-level experiments with coconut, I found a 50-kilogram lens bag in a barrel across the road and I discovered a simple truth. Write the recipe:
Monday: take a glass of lentils, water, a little zen and curry – boil.
Tuesday: take a glass of lentils, water, a spoonful of curry, jena to taste - to extinguish.
Wednesday: take a glass of lentils, more curry, half a tablespoon of zen - baked.
If the lens smells like my mom’s perfume, you put a lot of curry. If you are tired, bored and angry, you put a little zen.
c) by Syroejkina
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