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 26.01.2008
I live in a shelter, my neighbor got tired of sleeping on the old Soviet bed and he decided to make a new one.
To the most original people who think that their questions will be very unexpected and that no one has asked me such questions, I want to say:
I build, craft (constructed, mastered, build) a bed!
Yes, I checked for strength!
And the blow too!
And dynamic as well.
And I, blatantly, am not dumb, and I know that before screwing the screw, you have to drill the hole with a small drill.
I have seen these cracks, I am not interested in them!
Yes, I built it myself.In the corridor!Yes, I will buy a mattress later!
I am Pope Carlo.
Since the bed is tested for strength, it is not possible to install it again experimentally!
Thank you for your understanding."
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