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 06.03.2016
Profile and animal eyes.
Fighting on the tatami/ring and fighting in real are very different from each other. I am a heavyweight boxer with five years of experience. I know for sure that no unprepared person can withstand my blow. If I strike a person in the head, he will die. If I get into the lower part of the ribs, I break their nose along with my heart. If I get into the area of the abdomen, the person will also die. The black belts have about the same story.
And now the story: I sit in the car with my wife, and I see a bunch of boys near us clinging to a woman, she screams and cries for help, well, I went out. The puppies turned to me. And here I really got fast. Because you can only hit them at the extremities. And their five. They have knives. In general, I tried to contain, but fucking - they are drunk in the hole. I broke one hand in two places, so he not only did not cut off, but also continued to climb in the fight!
I had to work very carefully on my head. The result: I have all five shakes of varying severity and multiple fractures, I have a cut jacket and a protective arm.
In court, I was given six months conditionally, I placed the boys for a year in a colony for minors.
After the fight, by the way, my wife stated that I had animal eyes in her.
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