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 07.03.2016
A tale of a white bull. The White Mercedes.

Have you ever heard where the yellow Mercedes taxis, which are so many in Germany, go after service?
The answer doesn’t smell new. But experience, the son of difficult mistakes, whispers to us that many do not like to read sites like anekdot.ru, and prefer to buy Mers directly from Germany, with a run of 50 thousand in 5 years.

Well, I will tell you once again why this happens.

In fact, the yellow Mercedes taxi is actually absolutely any color. It all starts with the fact that the organization buys such cars with a discount of about 25-30%, as a wholesale buyer. Immediately after the purchase such a machine goes to a special CTO and goes through three mandatory procedures:

It is covered with a yellow film. Yes, with a film, no one ever repaints them, soon you will understand why.
- The native seats are removed from it, tightly packed in a film and sent to the warehouse.
They put corporate seats for taxis from skinzams.

Then the car passes. And as long as it’s going to run its miles for 5-6 years, I’ll tell you what private property is in German. And, no matter how stretching, I'll say right away - if you bought the car, it's all yours!

And the spidometer too. Do you catch? The speedometer (odometer) is also your full property, and the miles of distance on it too. In other words, no one can prohibit you from turning the speedometer to any numbers. For the sake of fairness, I will say that when selling within Germany you are obliged to indicate this in the documents, putting only 2 small letters before the current indications of the odometer and attributing in the contract the phrase type - "bought the car as I see".

Well, our people already understood everything.

After 5-6 years, such a machine has a range of 500-600 thousand and costs nothing. She is caught up again on the special-STO, well in the chamber crushed by steam. The whole film slides. The native paint coating underneath it shines as if it had just come from the factory. They get their home seats, put them in place. They turn the range up to 50 thousand, shamany plastic and all available surfaces, prepare a contract and go looking for lochs, very desirably - not from the European Union.

And then the standard story of grandfather, who so perfectly preserved the car that even the seats under the pipe did not change. He only went to church on the weekend. In five years, this is a small run. You are lucky and it is very cheap. Documents are OK.

The documents are almost perfect. According to German law.

Many believe. It is easy to deceive someone who wants to deceive. For the shirt, you can give the last shirt.
Source: http://www.anekdot.ru/an/an1603/o160305.html#9
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