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 12.11.2008
A story of other people’s words, but I’m sure it’s true. told one

The technician who worked with me. From the first person.

"We are moving into a new home.(The slide is the attachment of the finished water pipeline.

houses to the existing city system, the area of which is covered by

This is time). In one well, the pipe was cut, adjusted, an elderly welder

Uncle Collie started a quarrel. But in another well it was needed.

Water has nothing to do. Don’t get confused when you get confused.

"rabbits" from the welding catch - we went there. But! In the well raw, the welder

can "pull" - power to hit. There was a young man with us, a trainer.

They call. I gave him a task:

Watch for the swarmer. This is the button on the device.

You turn off.(Switching machine - nearby) And not a step from here! I understood?

I understood.

We have gone. Change the drive. Smooth - The trainer is climbing nearby.

Are you here?

That’s where Uncle Cole wants to say something.

Okay right now.

I wear the screw, I go out of the lounge without rushing, I smoke and I do not go.

I rushed to the neighboring well. I go down:

What happened uncle?

I am a %! Uncle Cole, crumbling in the embryo position between the tube and the wall

The wells, washing looking up! "Thanks to you" jump to the machine. Gula Po

The button. We run back. Help us get up.

Uncle Kyle, how are you?

- N-n-normal, - with shaking hands gets bellamorine,

Smoking is alive.

is exactly?

Yes for sure, for sure.

So sit down, come to yourself. We have to do it there, and then we move here.

We will get water soon.

Okay okay...

We didn't have time to get to the second well - we are overtaken by a frightened Stager,

Follow him with a healthy mounting and screaming "I KILL FALL!!The Uncle Runs!

by Kola! And around the house! If we caught them, we did not allow murder.

What did you think? How Kolya got under the current and began to whisper and moisturize

(crying in this state usually doesn't work out - a spasm of the vocal ligaments,

I know:((...) so the trainee began to ask: "A? What...?

Repeat, Uncle Kohl... I didn’t understand... So you say more clearly!" And all in the

That spirit! I would also want to kill after that.

It all ended well: the trainee was sent to the store for vodka,

In the wake of the reconciliation...
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