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 09.03.2016
Memento_mori: I needed a leash. I went to the store.

Seller: Can you tell me something?
I: Do you have a 0.2 mm hose?
Seller: I don’t understand what you said to me right now!

and silence. No one else in the store. Is it little. Maybe he hears badly. I repeat the question, half a ton above:

I: Do you have 0.2 mm?
Seller: We don’t have any woods! And it never happens!

It was said in such a tone, like, you are what, fool, right? Where did you come at all? It even became fun for me.

I: And where is it?
In the fish shop!
I: Thank you for educating.

Indeed, you have to be a finished creature to go for a leash to a store called "Splash. We fully equip (this is a network of stores, on the site of which in the section "Fishing products" in the category "Equipment" about 40 species of shrimp are displayed).
Source: http://bash.im
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