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 11.03.2016
Not so clearly:

The girls
A girlfriend accidentally burned, pouring tea rarely to her former lover:
P (looking at the seal on his finger): Oh, you had a ring like a black stone... (thinkingly) Or don’t you?
Captain Evidence: Yes, girlfriend, it’s crazy + Tell me who your friend is and I’ll tell you who you are.

A joke on the subject: The ladies at work talked about the husbands, the question about the temperature of the eggs. One says “in my warm,” the other, the third... One says “and I don’t know.” The next day he came with a finch. She replied: "I checked the temperature of my eggs and asked why all the males have warm eggs and he has cold eggs."
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