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 15.03.2016
I call the courier service at 8-800 to order.
I: the city of St. Petersburg, Nevsky Prospect, 48, the courier is needed for tomorrow.
Girl: I do not have such a prospectus in St. Petersburg.
I: Oh how is it not?
D: I repeat to you, there is no such prospect in St. Petersburg!!! to
I: Why is there no Nevsky Prospect in St. Petersburg?? to
D (indignated): I have only “Oil Road” here in the base on the Nef!!! to
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