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 15.03.2016
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Herna is your education.
He was always a dispatcher (two years in the army were then repaired), walked 9, 10, 11 classes, did not study at the institute (two paid institutions, both fled from the first session). At 22 years went to work in technical support for twenty a month, now 28 - the head of the department of system analytics, a salary of two hundred thousand, a beloved wife with a twin, a closed mortgage.
As my parents sent us at the age of 24 (and gave the debts required from me for paid institutions and maintenance from the age of 18), I still do not communicate with them - all my life I tried to build the one, the other, the fifth, the tenth. I owe anything to my country and I owe nothing to anyone else.
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What song did you play on the alarm?
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