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 16.03.2016
The FDP is pleased:
XHHH: Post about fanfics. Our "specialist on content policy" (copywriter in the personal language of the piar) has been dismissed. We have been looking for a new employee for 3 weeks. The manager told me to interview me. I previously worked as a copywriter.
There comes to us a puddle: an iroquois head in a lacquer, switches, trekking crosses... Is there only no beard?
I’m creative, I’m positive, I’m a millennial... Startup, coworking, facade, motivation, digital integration...
Okay, I say, write a dictionary. And I think myself: “Nah surrendered, hipster.” “I used to see them, they were workers like an elephant jeweller.
He: "Oh, and why do you not use online dictators?"
People like you want to smoke.
The future, the future, the future...
Then, when the startupman left, we laughed over the dictator. The reporter spoke with relief.
Oh yeah yes. He graduated from MGU.
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