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 16.03.2016
We have a child care leave up to 3 years. During this time you can learn and read, and dress, and other basic skills. The foundations of a foreign language are laid. And then - a kindergarten, which based on these basic skills develops the child further. If there are no basic skills, there is nothing to develop.

Dada up to one and a half years pay a benefit, which you do not especially run away from.
After a year and a half, 250 rubles a month.

You can read a new joke on the topic of the hope was to know from the coffee to give birth and related to it about the mercancy of aunts and poor feeding fathers.
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