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 16.03.2016
There is an American working at our company. Real and officially. Mark was born and raised outside the ocean. The Russians have almost no accent. There is no mention of sanctions. As they say, only business, nothing personal. It works according to our rules. You have to delay - no problems, arrange a short day on Friday - only for. Countries are not discussed. We do not praise America, he does not insult Russia. Nothing is different. Even on Catholic Christmas it works and doesn’t chew. New Year’s holidays, of course, are walking in full.

The story itself. After March 8, he came without a voice. Either cold a lot drunk, or forgiven, what difference - can not say. He hanged a note on the door: “I can’t speak – I forgive. I will answer all questions in writing.”

Sitting happy to work. A few minutes later, the colleagues replaced the paper: “You are bombing Syria. I am not talking to you. I can answer in writing.”

People approach, read, press on their shoulders, but do not ask unnecessary questions. Few people march like cockroaches. He only saw the replacement at the end of the day. We were not offended, we laughed together.

They announce the withdrawal of our troops. Mark immediately reacted:

You see, it worked.
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