I spent a long time writing, but my conscience played out.
I live in my house near Moscow. Gas is highway, and heating accordingly. I sit there, I don’t touch anyone. knocking at the door. I open. A puppy man blows his crusts – I, where, a firefighter, from Mosoblagaz, came to check you as a bourgeois. Well, once this is the case, come in, boom to check. Then the pure Kafka begins.
- Do you have an imported boiler, has it a certificate?
Oh yes please.
Does the company that licensed it have a license?
Here is a copy.
and AGA. Well, we look at the chimney... Yes, a good chimney, the sky is visible. There are almost no saws. Clean up something? Okay well. What about ventilation?
Well here.
– Oh! The fire is burning, the fire is burning. It is true ventilation. So what else... There’s something else... Ah! What about landing?? to
Well here.
He climbs into a suitcase and gets a tester.
The fucking! And actually landing :( So what else was? A! Is the electricity in your home calculated? This is very, very important. But difficult...
Dad, I am beginning to get angry. I don’t like when people try to get me so cheap. OK, I take a piece of paper.
What is complicated here? Now we count.
I write a completely crazy integral. But beautiful, in a closed contour. Blessing behind the shoulders of Fiztech and the candidate degree. I’m doing a couple of completely stupid transformations.
And now I say, man, look. The height of 14 meters is the coefficient. House 10x10 – we replace. The roof is iron, you know. In short, there is about 0.02 microfarads.
Well, somewhere it usually happens.
I did not give him money. Because it is nefigured. But the sheet with that integral has gone off. This is a laugh for someone who understands.