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 20.03.2016
Milk costs 52 rubles, I give 500 and ask if I need 2 rubles. The seller, pressing her lips, answers “no” and asks for a smaller note. I have not (honestly) She, looking contemptuously, takes 500, gives milk, counts hundreds and with the appearance of a winner begins to scratch another 48 rubles, counting out loudly, methodically (in the store only I, the store is small). He buried the crowd and looked at it with a loud smile. I take hundreds, milk, get out of my pocket another 4 rubles with coins of 50 cops. I ask for another pack of milk. Because of Negro.
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