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 20.03.2016
It was 10 years ago. A boy aged 11-12 is waiting for the opening of the store.

10:00 Welcome to you!

Begins to pick up games (new license - 320 rubles, not new games mostly 230-210). There was an impressive stock of disks for almost 3 thousand rubles (not small money then).

Is there money to pay?

Yes, my birthday, my parents gave me (showing a small pile of thousands)

I take him to the box.

The evening. A woman runs in with a pile of discs, all in tears.

My son bought your discs.

and begins to cry.

Her son had his birthday yesterday. Mom and Dad in divorce. Mom congratulated, in the evening he went to his father, father also congratulated and asked to transfer alimony to his mother - about 7 thousand. The boy thought it was his money and walked. The movie and the macdake will not return the money, and we came to return, even if something - half of the games are not even unpacked.

The money for the game was returned in full. Only my mother is sorry.
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