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 22.03.2016
Have you not thought, our economists, that it is more advantageous for the state to keep a mother in a decree for three years than to create conditions for her to leave the decree itself?

If you need to build, hire staff, from babysitters to a courtier and accountant, to provide everything necessary, food, toys, light-water-heat-drying, current repairs there, drunk, drain... And not just the basements to build, but by the volume of fertility. Then the kindergarten, where too should be warm, clean and interesting. Teachers are added to babysitters.

Children's doctors should be recruited so that they do not have to wait for many hours, one parent in one day could go through all the necessary specialists, in case of illness, the child would go to the hospital, not to a pork under the supervision of a doctor.

And, by the way, kindergartens, and ideally clinics, should not work from 9 to 5, but at least from 8 to 8, so that parents have time to give the child, work their legal 8 hours plus lunch, and pick up. That is, all the same babysitters are multiplied by two shifts.

Give up expenses? Now the OPP! Mother, go to the long decree! We have already graciously limited the amount of your maternity payments to the cloudy 20 thousand a month, they should be enough for everything, and even a little left to you to be able to get them (surprise!) Paying income tax. Someday we will compensate your employers. possibly. If we want.
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