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 24.03.2016
He told me the story of this file. He was in class sixth or seventh. They were instructed to write a statement on the house, approximately according to this text: "There was a mighty Shah in the East. The caravans often passed through his city, and the caravans often endowed him with strange objects. One day I gave three dolls to the chess team. Chess did not know what to do with them and called a wise man. The wise man took the straw and put the first doll in his ear. The salmon came out through the mouth. The wise man explained that he was a bad man, what you say to him, he will dispel everything. The wise man put a straw in the ear of the second doll, and it came out through the other ear. The wise man explained that he was also a bad man, in his one ear flown out of the other. He inserted the straw to the third doll, and she didn’t come out. This is, says the wise man, a reliable man.”

Time passes and the lesson begins. The teacher said to whom she added, "And this I left for the end!" And began to smell. He reads: “I gave three dolls to the chess. He took the first doll and put it in her, and she had a straw from her mouth. He inserted the second doll, and she had a sludge from the edge. He put in the third doll, and it didn’t help her. “A good doll,” he thought of chess.
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