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 27.03.2016
The Driver:

I know a way to make pedestrians stop plunging poison to drivers.
It is necessary that a car, as in the Far East in the 90s, cost like a monthly salary, at the level of an iPhone, and to drive can be from 16 years of age.
So that every schoolchild, Zuko, would learn to ride himself and not arrange a foolish jerk "I was charged with cars!!and "
Well, except for mentally ill people who can’t drive a car...

If psychiatrists start, like the owners of hunting weapons in recent years, it is normal to check those drivers to whom they don't look to give certificates, then probably at least a third of drivers will become pedestrians, and 90% of the rest will have to properly treat the nerves.
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