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 13.11.2008
Iriska (02:48:42 11/11/2008)
I froze

Reget (02:49:00 11/11/2008)
Do you want hot?

Reget (03:12:05 11/11/2008)
In short, a shob of hot sausage, a cold winter evening or at night, you make hot tea while the tea boils, you go to the refrigerator, you take the sausage from there, cut off it such a good, juicy piece, concrete whatever it would be, so that it does not fit in the palm, the tea by this time should boil, boil it, put it to cool a little, now we start to warm up!
with a piece of sausage you go to the quietly sitting and thinking what you are doing on the knot, friend, the main thing is quietly and not noticeably steal! and with the rush to stick a piece of sausage to her by the laundry machine, preferably by the hole, preferably by the ear, but you can also by the oral-matyugal, a friend of shoe from such a supply begins to mord you! Now we need tea! It is important to get into the kitchen in time, where it becomes hot sweet tea, this tea to drink a crazy girlfriend so that she calms down, let her sit and cuddle, the tea perfectly tonizes and puts in order the nerves, and you at this time are sitting next to you and heating up from the adrenaline and the joy of the affair you turned over by the firm recipe of Uncle Serohki for heating, everything, phenito, the goal is achieved!
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