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 29.03.2016
Colonel Mironov, like most of the military, was a supplier of army quotes. It means a group of students at the military department in front of the class, waiting for the teacher to open it. One starts pushing the other. The preponderance turns:
Tolstoy, do you know where to put your hands?! to
– I tried, Comrade Colonel, they don’t get in!
He thought he had knocked down the old soldier, but Mironov also did not use a word in his pocket, yet twenty years in the army. He turned the face on which there was a smile of hyena and, looking into the eyes of the student, with an oil voice said:
It’s not a problem, we’ll develop it soon.
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