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 30.03.2016
My father sneezes like the devil. Some nights seem powerful, and when they come, it is almost impossible to wake up or stop it.

Once, when I was a small shit, my sleep was once again interrupted by a snoring that penetrated the brain, I got out of bed and decided to try to stop it. Having realized that such a strong sleep could not be interrupted by peaceful arrangements, I struck the snoring bat quite strongly, after which he, still asleep, gave a sound of awareness of pain and the snoring stopped. The next night I woke up again from snoring and immediately went to break the silence, because now I knew what to do. As I approached, I immediately struck the same as last night, but suddenly my father opened his eyes. This was the first time I got puzzles.
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