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 06.04.2016
The hospital phone is ringing.

“Good morning, I would like to take care of the sick Sidorov from the sixth chamber.

“A minute,” replies the nurse, “I’ll look at his card...I found it, the fracture grows well, after tomorrow we’ll remove the plaster, and on Friday we’ll remove the seams.

Is there a need for further postoperative monitoring?

Yes, it will take two or three weeks to look like ultrasound procedures.

When will he be released from the hospital?

In this Friday. Who are you, siblings?

“No, I am Sidov, but no one is telling me anything in this crazy hospital!
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