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 06.04.2016
I had a girlfriend in another city, I went to her for a couple of days a month, constantly pulling some gifts, guided her through restaurants, but one day I learned that I am a COVERSEEN, because in the intervals between the movies, restaurants and more we stayed with her. He calculated that the cost of only the last gift would allow for a year to rent a hotel room.

As a girl from a poor family, I will tell you that when she barely has enough food, expensive gifts are not given up. Let’s say, a young man borrowed me money, did not return it – we are here all our own – but soon gave a chain on his neck for some celebration. I wanted to drown him: I sat on oatmeal and water for a week.
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