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 07.04.2016
Flight from Frankfurt to Moscow. After landing and stopping, the people naturally jumped up, ignoring the staff’s calls to stay in place. The doors are closed, people stand tightly pressing to each other, balancing hand luggage on the back of the seats closest to the passage and breathing gently into the back of the front – the usual picture in general. In the tail of the plane only I and a young girl with a three-year-old child. Among the people standing in the passage, a well-dressed, elderly woman is disturbed. She turns, moves from foot to foot, pushes the passenger in front of her. Finally, he can’t stand and screams to the front of the cabin: “People, go ahead!”
The boy opens his eyes wide and asks, “Mom, and the door has already opened?” Why don’t we go out?"
Mother says the doors are closed. And what does the aunt then push?", asks the little girl, "she is afraid that she will be taken back".
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