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 08.04.2016
XXX: And the yogi was all in the fleas. Of course, my dog was infected, and we were all itching.) I could not stand it - I threw him into the basin with water - how he hated me, scratched my teeth so that I thought they would break. Good unwise, to bite wanted to be very passionate, flattered all.)

YYY: We once picked up a small mimic egg in the country. At night, this lovely creature slumbered like a flock of begemots, slumbered like a flock of elephants, and slumbered like a taboo of regimental horses. Bite like a vampire, yes. Since then, I have cooled to the eggs and learned not to trust the brown appearance.
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