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 09.04.2016
At the subway crossing, he noticed a subtle beauty with a huge suitcase and eyes full of horror: she looked at the stairs going up. In Stalin's time, the transition between the radial and the ring was richly decorated, but the death of the disabled. Not that there is no escalator, but also a guardian. I offered help, pulled the suitcase up and rolled it further, explaining that there was another staircase from the other end.
I know! - the girl smiled when I finally finished breaking up in gratitude - I caught the nerve at this transition to student years!
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She was dumb and couldn’t get to know. I looked at myself in the mirror and burned - such beauty disappears! My friend recommended the method. I found my husband on this transition in three hours and I still do not regret it. And the method is that you approach the staircase with a healthy suitcase and look at it more regretfully. Who will help first? The guy I liked. And while we go on the move, you’ll talk and see if he likes you. Well, physical condition is visible, I loaded thirty barrels of pounds in this suitcase. Of course, almost everyone is married or not in my taste. Then sit on the bench for half a minute, and back on the transition. There were also many hunters to drop the suitcase. During those three hours, I had twenty appointments, exchanged phones. For the first time I felt like a star. Even a sex bomb. Many went to drive home. And I referred to a rough dad who allegedly was waiting at the exit of my station. It helped magically. And then I met my future husband, here on this ladder. He expressed a keen desire to meet his father. So he went with me to my station. He stumbled at the lecture. And my friend, the author of the whole plan, had foreseen it. I demanded in advance to change her name in my socket to "Papa". We get out of the subway, Dad, of course, no, I call a friend, she answers by bass, that they called for an urgent meeting, get there yourself. You would see my husband’s pleasant face. And now, I actually got there, with the same suitcase. Thank you and goodbye!

Nippon was long. But the entire conversation lasts just in this transition is a couple of minutes. This is a really effective method of dating :)
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