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 09.04.2016
P.S I’ve met a lot of stories about how some girls don’t like how other ladies wander around the dressing room naked. Not a story from a guy. But believe me, most of us melt from the closet to the shower and back completely without clothes. And no one pays attention to it.

Simply for the sake of historical justice: we don’t like the fact that other ladies dive into the closet naked. It’s understandable, but it’s still a dressing room, nobody’s cuddling in the sweaters.
We are haunted by dumb phytonaches who swim out of the shower and like the queens start to wander around the dressing room, not considering it necessary to dress. Not from the closet to the closet. They will dry their hair in front of the mirror, shave their nails, trample with their girlfriends, dig in a bag, get up with cancer, talk on the phone. All this is naked. Not only do they foolishly interfere, discussing in the whole voice their cats and puppies, not only do they occupy the fans for hours, do not allow them to the mirrors, lay down the scissors on all the benches. We also need to shock the breasts, and demonstrate the intersection. There is no concern about it, it is just angry.

I have never been in the men's dressing room, but something I doubt that there are such men who get out of the shower sitting naked back on the bench and, for example, for half an hour stick to the phone, scratching the hairy muddy. I think they still dress first and are naked for no more than ten minutes and only if necessary. Therefore, there are no stories of borrowed guys. If I am wrong, correct it.
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