You laugh in vain.

UsaIsAnAsshole: I know a nineteen-year-old guy who didn’t know the word “assenization” and suggested that it was a complex technical or scientific term.
UsIsAnAsshole: Aha. Perspective Assenizator Engineering or High Energy Assenization Research Institute.

High-energy assenization is a wildly complex and expensive industry. It is especially necessary to drive with such a shit as a neutron - it is secondary. There was a whole cycle of articles on how radioactive shit is calmed.