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 09.04.2016
Not leaving the house:

A shit in an empty place! Those who are disturbed will always find something to do. to the children in front of parents, baskets, large sports bags or even better grandmothers with bags on wheels, which take up to 3 steps at a time.

I don’t count how many steps anyone takes, I myself never stand up to anyone, but sometimes protection from the fool does not save from those who are able to think only of themselves.
Yesterday, the grandmother standing in front of me with a bowl on the wheels, stepping from the escalator, suddenly froze in place and started rushing with her bowl to do, because of this I just had nowhere to go down from the escalator, and I was almost knocked down by the big aunt who stood behind, she also had nowhere to go down because of me and my grandmother, and the escalator, unfortunately, was over.
There were still people standing up and down, a lot of people. And if my grandmother had not finally left, and my aunt had not picked me up under the stomach and pressed me like a cat, it would be hard to say how it would end.

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