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 10.04.2016
Prolog: made the site, all questions about the domain, hosting, installation and development the customer took over. Received the money, handed over a disk with the distribution and a text file with the installation manual. A month later, a call from the employer (Z):

A: Something from your site has no effect, no one customer in a month.

I: Well, what do you want from me? The design you liked, the disk with the site I gave you... the rest to marketers and advertisers...

Q: I have already applied, dearly. I asked for the address of the website, but you never told me.

I: You said you’re going to buy a domain and hosting...

Q: Yes, but it’s later, now we need the site to start working, the rest afterwards.



All this time the site existed only on the disk, lying in the safe.
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