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 14.04.2016
Classes in the mine-explosive case were conducted by the “invited star” – Colonel Vinodov, whom we called “Bond”, for his manner of appearing: “Vino...dov. Colonel Vino... “ In fact, he taught at the military school, but the school "leased" from our part the field, and part "leased" a teacher from them.

I don’t know who invented this clever scheme, the combat or the school leadership, but the fact is that we taught this subject at the level of higher educational institutions of the Ministry of Defense, or even better, because Bond loved to say, “I give you a more in-depth program than the students, because they will be officers, and to lead from a distance, and you in all this with your hands.”

The first lesson took place in the classroom. Bond, presented in his corporate style, put a diplomat on the table and, wiping his hands began: "In the Japanese folklore there are very interesting and original monsters. For example, Sagari is a horse head hanging from a branch of a tree in the forest. Sirime is a ghost with an eye in his ass. Hitosume-Kozzo looks like a bald and one-eyed boy, and Hoonade is a ghostly arm flying apart from the owner.

I will not say exactly, but there is a suspicion that the reason for the appearance of such strange creatures was that the Japanese early enough to take the powder from the Chinese. So, the theme of our first lesson: "Security techniques in the handling of explosive substances."
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