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 14.04.2016
zzz: You can think of a catastrophe film about how this house moves to Irtysh.
YYY: It is difficult. There you need to stretch the action for at least half an hour, and can not the house drive to Irtyš for thirty minutes? This will no longer be a catastrophic film, but a relentless story. Here the main character woke up, melancholy mourned from horror for ten minutes, brushed his teeth, poured the cactus, ran out of the apartment, returned, because the stove did not turn off, went down, waited until the house moved to the Irtysh Shore, so that the passing part did not go out.
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