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 15.04.2016
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Yyy: Well... If I start from the beginning, it was in the 86th, I was in the army then. Generality urine hit the head to conduct exercises, not combat, but, so to speak, domestic. A type like our part will be able to settle in the expedition, as the field kitchen will unfold, as there with supplies, and then one day you can shoot. Well, short then tried new soles, in packages with air bubbles. The point was that they could be melted along the river, such as sending them to the front, without burning the office and without risking suppliers.
We placed the part, explained the task, sat by the river for three days, caught peaches. We were above the current... From the beginning, we just tore other people’s patches, like drowned (those who did not catch were allowed another portion). Then we learned to identify the officer patches and eat them. Then we began to bark the patches. When Losh and Spalera stretched the masquerade across this narrow, but bitter reindeer, the colonel came, poured us a bullshit, handed out to the whole department the costumes above the roof, and then passed on to the experimenters that this is a method of supply.
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