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 15.04.2016
HHH: How do you use this opera before the flood, and even without an Adblock? Put Chrome and don’t bother.

Wow: I have a built-in advertising block in my brain. Very convenient, cuts out banners even in reality. I don't see the advertisement at all, I don't even know what it was.

No, you are not a terminator. :)

I am not dying. By the way, this super-power and disadvantages also have. I recently tried to withdraw money from the bank. He acted as usual, but instead of money at the end he wrote "cancellation" of the transaction, regardless of the type of card. I looked at it centimeter by centimeter, read everything that was on the screen and on the information boards, turned around and broke to the exit... But the red A4 plate, glued with a scotch right above the screen: “The ATM is temporarily not working,” I only saw when I was asked why I had broken the machine for so long. And all because the A4 red sheets are advertising by default.
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