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 17.04.2016
I once came to Kiev and because there was nothing to do I went to the cinema in the center. It was Wednesday morning and I was told that there are already 2 people but the session will only take place at 4 o’clock, so I paid for two tickets.

Session: I sat in the darkest row on the couch in 5 minutes a girl and a guy come in, I am not noticed. They start kissing and this is how the whole film continues. The titles begin and I go out and pass by them. They ask, “D-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-

I: Yes...
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