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 25.04.2016
Today, all the buses saw a strange picture.
XXX: a dirty and dirty body floated into the salon. He did not pay for the trip, but the driver left him. The body began to get rid of the passengers, but the passengers rub the mode "I don’t notice anything". He stopped five, complaining with a loud voice about the shamelessness of modern representatives of homosapiens.
xxx: here it should be said that the men, including me, did nothing. Yes, I was disgusted to connect with this spider, I admit!
But then a miracle happened. She stood up
xxx: cute girl category just over 20, in a black coat, with curls to the waist and a rainbow umbrella
The heavenly creation, in a few tangible words, declared how it hated the alkasha, and for the next two minutes furiously pissed the shrouded body with a rainbow umbrella!! to
At the next stop, she drove him out of the bus with one pinch, after which, with full satisfaction, sat down and, not paying attention to the flattering eyes of all around, put on headphones, plunging into the nirvana.
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One thing I regret.
WOW :?
He didn’t marry her exactly the same way.
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