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 25.04.2016
>>>Why does everyone think they owe everything to them and they never owe anything to anyone?

Take a receipt from your mom for the payment of the home and find the line "Cleaning the home area" or similar. Don’t do it, ask your mom to help.
Then take a piece of paper, a pen, a textbook "Arithmetic" of Malin and Burenin and count how much money is paid for this cleaning every month from each home.

In our courtyard, z.B., there is no need for any Sabbathers, as they are always clean, i.e. Everyone is (!) The day. Well, and if you hurt in the courtyard faster than the utilities carried out, then the Sabbath day once a year will not change the picture of your world.
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