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 03.05.2016
During the student years, I rented an apartment - I (a girl), a fellow student and a fellow student. Everyone in the room. And here the fellow student found an unpleasant habit of walking around public places naked. Not that we didn’t know anything about the male anatomy, but when you eat breakfast in the kitchen, and next door, bending with the letter zhu, the naked neighbor checks if what he put in the oven did not work out – this does not contribute to appetite (not to mention that I just didn’t know that an adult person can have so much acne). The conversations did not lead to anything - we are just hanji and don't like naturality, and the body must breathe!

One day, once again seeing the perspective, which is not in every porn you will meet, the neighbor did not stand and handed the lover of naturality bubble drops from the cold with the words: "Breathe your nose, Cole!".
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