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 04.05.2016
Moved to a new home. By chance, my aunt lives with us. He is innocent, gentle and absolutely naive. For her to put the laundry at 12 nights with a press at 1200 rpm just so, with the phrase "oh, I thought it would wash faster". So here. Neighbors from above, for a while, actively played the game of “the lion and the cowboy,” with all the characteristic loud screams and screams. Today my husband and I stand on the balcony, smoking, 2 o'clock at night. The car is 1200.
Something neighbor whispering at night has not been heard for a long time.
The machine louder.
The erection has disappeared.
It is not the result)
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